My Face is Kinda Funny

9/9

I imagine this being sung in a prohibition era nightclub in New Orleans.

I ain't got no money,
and my face is kinda funny,
but my outlook's pretty sunny,
'cuz I got me a honey.

Now she's the bees knees.
and a bit of a tease,
so I've got to say please,
give me that honey.

When she walks in the door,
my jaw hits the floor,
gotta get me some more,
of her sweet, wild honey.

Now I don't like to boast,
but the part I like the most,
is pretending I'm toast,
and she's spreading that honey.

So take it from me pal,
gotta get you a gal,
a sorta femme fatale,
and get you some honey.